Anonymous asked:
For the love of god stop
Newtons 4th law is that for every “it’s so over” there’s an equal and opposite “we’re so back”
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tge first rule of beibg a kittin
- have fun
- be yuorse,lf
3. show them no mercy
4. Get sillay
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- i am the administrator
2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever
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elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds
dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council
gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied
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